Cereal

[crosbike]

This is the pouting face of 21-year-old Sean Sexton. Tempe police say Sexton was standing outside of a check-cashing store near Southern and Mill avenues October 28 firing an Airsoft rifle at the store's windows.

Police are unsure why exactly Sexton was shooting at the store but speculate that he may have had a vendetta against the business.

When police got to the scene, Sexton started firing at them, as well.

Luckily, the responding officers realized Sexton was firing an air rifle and didn't return fire, so nobody was injured.

Police estimate that Sexton did about $15,000 worth of damage to the building, and he was arrested.

Sexton was booked on suspicion of aggravated assault and felony criminal damage. He was taken to jail, where officers snapped this shot of him looking like someone just shit in his cereal.

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/val..._21-year-o.php

[Buffalo Phil]

He did $15000 dollars worth of damage with an Airsoft Gun??

[Pete]

He did $15000 dollars worth of damage with an Airsoft Gun??

Yea, how the hell

[crosbike]

i loved the last sentence

[Buffalo Phil]

Well, it really does look like he had a big ol' bowl of fruity pebbles and when he took his big first bite expecting nothing but delicious cereal, it tasted like he was sucking the shit out of a dead person's rectum. He was overcome with disdain, disappointment and unabated depression; suicide was the only way out.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

He was overcome with disdain, disappointment and unabated depression; suicide was the only way out.

You know Phil, there really should be a comma after the word 'disappointment' as this is the new accepted way to form a list in English. I am personally disappointed that someone within the club didn't know this so I thought it would be best if I brought it to your attention.

[Buffalo Phil]

You know Phil, there really should be a comma after the word 'disappointment' as this is the new accepted way to form a list in English. I am personally disappointed that someone within the club didn't know this so I thought it would be best if I brought it to your attention.

Nice try, Jonathan, but as you should know, the comma before the conjunction 'And' is unnecessary as the list of words are used to describe the same object, in this case, a person. Either is perfectly acceptable, you just have to know when to use it.

Your post is worthless as is your feeble attempt to correct me.

Try harder next time, dude.

[HeavyMetal]

everyone should make it easy and eliminate over grammatical commas altogether unless absolutely necessary to convey a sentence

though you'll all be fucked when i submit the forum's contents in its entirety to the wall street journal for publishing

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

'And'

There is no need to capitalize 'and' Phil. That was quite the capital error.

[Buffalo Phil]

Zero Punctuation.

There is no need to capitalize 'and' Phil. That was quite the capital error.

You must be really bored on that boat of yours.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Zero Punctuation.

WHOOPSIE!!!!

Tisk tisk, Phil


Yup, double 'tisk'

[Buffalo Phil]

WHOOPSIE!!!!

Tisk tisk, Phil


Yup, double 'tisk'

Are you going to use a period at all?

[crosbike]

Are you going to use a period at all?

He will when you get off yours.

[Buffalo Phil]

He's the one that started.

I was even a nice guy and said that Jon's truck could kill a third of Europe, and these are the thanks I get?

Jon, I thought we were friends, I guess not.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

The grammar police have turned ordinary posts in SIS into something that looks like one my college essays on a book I didn't read.

So to add onto my sig, I would like to loosely quote lyrical genius Ice Cube, "This shit has been too long, grammar pig out me fo nothin'"

I'm a mother fucking grammar cop killer!!!!!!!!