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    This is me bored out of my skull sitting in a courtroom for jury selection. Once we get back from lunch they said they will start questioning us 25 at a time and start selecting jurors. I've been sitting here bored for hours haha. Has anyone else had it take this long?
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    tell them you were raised by the son of a slave owner therefore your views on multicultural incorporation are that of a cotton field/plantation owner of the late 1800's...guarentee they'll tell you to go home.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
      This is me bored out of my skull sitting in a courtroom for jury selection. Once we get back from lunch they said they will start questioning us 25 at a time and start selecting jurors. I've been sitting here bored for hours haha. Has anyone else had it take this long?
      I was there once from 8 in the morning to 4 in the afternoon when they finally told me they didn't need me anymore and both parties settled.

      Good thing I brought a book, read it cover to cover that day.

      Originally posted by tjramplebump View Post
      tell them you were raised by the son of a slave owner therefore your views on multicultural incorporation are that of a cotton field/plantation owner of the late 1800's...guarentee they'll tell you to go home.


      I got out of a 2 week jury duty once by straight up telling them the truth; I had just started a new job and there was no way I was going to tell my boss a week into my first month there that I had to be gone for 2 weeks. The judge let me go.
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      • #4
        i just wore a confederate flag t shirt and they told me i didn't fit the criteria in and out in 45 minutes
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        • #5
          Originally posted by fizzy View Post
          i just wore a confederate flag t shirt and they told me i didn't fit the criteria in and out in 45 minutes
          LULz maybe if i told them my grandfathers name is Sanford and resides in Morghanton North Carolina they'd lemme go early too!
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          • #6
            Originally posted by fizzy View Post
            i just wore a confederate flag t shirt and they told me i didn't fit the criteria in and out in 45 minutes
            Maybe next time I'll wear my shirt that says "Fuck You: I have enough friends" to see what happens.
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            • #7
              Hahaha I might just sit on the jury, could be fun especially with what its about. I just don't want to sit here anymore lol
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                • #9
                  my mom is the lucky one she works for the court system and she goes and shows goverment id and turns around and walks out. plus its next to her office lol.
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                    Old man hips getting sore?
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                    • #11
                      Hahaha holy shit a transformer just blew up in the building so they are closing it for a half hour. Then we find out if we are dismissed. They seriously can't just let us go home? P.s. I hope it wasn't bumble bee. Yes I went there
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                        Hahaha holy shit a transformer just blew up in the building so they are closing it for a half hour. Then we find out if we are dismissed. They seriously can't just let us go home? P.s. I hope it wasn't bumble bee. Yes I went there
                        that would be a loss ratchet would have to fix him-next level achieved
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                        • #13
                          Im still laughing at the fact that im in a huge government complex and the whole place lost power. What are the chances
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                          • #14
                            I'm in jury duty every day, except i get paid for it.

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                            • #15
                              lucky. i got chosen so i'm out of work until further notice
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