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    so i was goin down RT15 today on my way to PA, averaging about 85 or so. as i was minding my own business i noticed that there was a cop traveling the opposite direction but i paid no real attention because he was across a large grass median. so my passenger watches him as he slows and puts his signal on and turns around. "tom hes turning around..." oh that sucks. so i slow down a lil bit and watch to see where hes goin. takes him about a minute to catch up and for a sec i thought he wasnt coming for me. then he matched my speed (65 at this point) and swoops in behind me. lights, siren, im out.
    "license, registration, and insurance. i stopped you for doing 80 in a 55."
    yes sir. im not looking to get into any trouble; im DEP in the AF.
    "oh really? i was a cop in the AF for 4 years. best time of my life. what are you going in for?"
    blahblahblah
    "thats awesome. just slow down while youre still on the ground ok? have a good day and good luck in the service."

    fucking bam. didnt even show him my DEP card. i just happened to get pulled over by the one trooper that was in the AF. hows that for luck?
    winng. all the goddamned time.

    **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

  • #2
    nice. so glad you are slowing down and being responsible

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    • #3
      street jeep.

      but i did end up keeping it at 65 for the rest of the day
      winng. all the goddamned time.

      **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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      • #4
        lucky, better watch out wont always work like that.
        #becauseJoeNitro

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        • #5
          Tom, you'll basically never learn. You'll keep speeding until you lose your license. Yeah, I guess you won this time.
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          • #6
            lolzzzzz nice job. jersey troopers scare me when i drive to school haha
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            Ewwww jersey sucks i'm not going

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            • #7
              your a maniac. Slow the fuck down before you kill someone.









              1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
              1999 sierra
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              -Dan

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 98craznazn69 View Post
                lolzzzzz nice job. jersey troopers scare me when i drive to school haha
                Got that damn right!

                How did you get away with nothing and im a relatively good looking girl and got away w/ a seatbelt violation ticket?!
                "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but rising up everytime we fail."



                -Melanie-

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                • #9
                  i forgot to mention i slipped some nipple. works everytime, just ask nicole or alex
                  winng. all the goddamned time.

                  **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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                  • #10
                    there is a girl here (endicott) that just lost her license. she was caught speeding 4 times and all of them reckless. she is also a self professed horrible driver. failed her driving exam 4 times. but shes hot so it helps.

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                    • #11
                      since you insist on not doing the speed limit, and shut up its not the gearing that forces you to go faster

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                      • #12
                        Just ride your bike everywhere. Cops won't catch you.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 04WranglerX View Post
                          Just ride your bike everywhere. Cops won't catch you.
                          wrong

                          right tom?
                          - Will


                          Originally posted by fizzy
                          or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                          Originally posted by DizzDizz
                          aliens probed my husband

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                          • #14
                            tom whats gonna happen when you get pulled over by a marine?
                            mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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