When Shenanigans go Awry.

[hoggie101]

can we get go pro's next time?

[Buffalo Phil]

Caleb just texted me "There is mustard on my headlight".
And he also just confessed he was the one that put mayo all over my back hatch which I had to hose off this morning.

[Riot]

I still remember watching the pattie explode and then have a piece land on my lap and I picked it up in utter confusion; I had absolutely NO idea what the fuck you threw at me. It looked like a moist, predigested Cookie.

I also still can't believe I hit you with that single french fry I casually launched at you and then you turned around and pegged Matt with it. Amazing to say the least.

Beastmode.

Caleb just texted me "There is mustard on my headlight".
And he also just confessed he was the one that put mayo all over my back hatch which I had to hose off this morning.

We were wondering how the fuck you got mayo all over your rear window... Caleb broke the rest stop truce!?!?

[Buffalo Phil]

We were wondering how the fuck you got mayo all over your rear window... Caleb broke the rest stop truce!?!?

Yeah, fucking guy, he has to use Guerilla tactics because his accuracy on the highway sucks.

[Bigbike]

I never agreed to the terms of war sir. and highway accuracy is not good at 70 mph

[Buffalo Phil]

Oh right, we called the Rest Stop Truce before you and Phil showed up.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

I never agreed to the terms of war sir. and highway accuracy is not good at 70 mph

Matt manages perfectly fine, you just had to resort to rest-stop ROE-breaking tactics because you threw like a wimp

[jeepbogger4x4]

I never agreed to the terms of war sir. and highway accuracy is not good at 70 mph

it was quite easy to dodge the mustard you shot at me on 95

[Buffalo Phil]

it was quite easy to dodge the mustard you shot at me on 95

The best was at exit 308...

"Hey Phil, catch this one gallon jug of water."
:Phil K kicks it, it explodes and gets soaked: "I thought it was empty!"
"I said it was a gallon jug OF WATER."

Oh the shenanigans.

[Pedro]

I was home by 10:15

[jeepbogger4x4]

I was home by 10:15

2:30 am

[Buffalo Phil]

I opened up the back hatch this morning to get my Television out of the jeep and found a huge chunk of Hamburger meat.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

I opened up the back hatch this morning to get my Television out of the jeep and found a huge chunk of Hamburger meat.

Win!

I found that my windshield will no longer rust, and that gear oil eats wiper blades.

[hoggie101]

Bump bc oer time is almost here

[Riot]

HAHAH.

My aim as co-pilot is pretty absurd.. I'm just saying if anyone has the room and wants to nail fellow jeepers with expired meat. I'm your man!