These birds are the Douchebags of the Animal Kingdom.

[Buffalo Phil]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqsMTZQ-pmE[/ame]

Think about it: Their whole mantra is to look as stupid as fuck and then strut their stuff around in a fashion that can only be described as 'ANYONE?? ANYONE??'.

I like how the first bird gets rejected. Yeah, that's right you stupid fuck, the female birdie doesn't like your blue face and your colorless pallet. Whatever, that other bird is going to get ALL THE BITCHES when he flaunts his blue apron around.

[Hydra]

Dumb birds, you gotta wear way more monster labeled clothes if you wanna get the goils

[CumminsJeep]

needs more flat-brimming and internet ego

[Buffalo Phil]

needs more flat-brimming and internet ego

Birds of Glamis.

[hippie metal]

is it me or did that that last bird look like it was having trouble staying in the air

[Buffalo Phil]

is it me or did that that last bird look like it was having trouble staying in the air

Naw dude, Nah, he was all up in da air goin 'WHAT SON, WHAT, I GOT MORE FUCKING GAME THAN MILTON BRADLEY. WHAT'.