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  • quick lawl

    Was having tires put on and suddenly the guy who was aligning it ran out to exclaim,
    "you're missing sway bars!"
    I said "Oh, I know, They're sitting at home."
    he said "They make kits for it"
    I said "Why do I need 'em so bad?"
    He said "When you go around turns, your body will bounce!"
    "...sweet..."

    /end lawl
    Is it egg nog season yet?

  • #2
    mine have been off for 2 years or so now and it hasn't spontainiously rolled onto small puppies yet
    I drive a Datsun

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    • #3
      BUT ALEX, DONT YOU BOUNCE!?
      Is it egg nog season yet?

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      • #4
        yes but i have learned to gain control. if i take a left hand turn the jeeps left wheels bounce and cause me to barrel roll mid air and i just land and flip again till i straighten out. its like a carnival ride
        I drive a Datsun

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        • #5
          Sounds about right. Ill tell the small spanish guy.
          Is it egg nog season yet?

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          • #6


            Thats pretty funny
            Hench

            ATM anyone?

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            • #7


              when i was gettin my alignment done after i got my 31's on the guy at sears told me my swaybar was disconnected too. newbs
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              • #8
                The alignment guy told me that putting my swaybars on would throw my aligment off because they werent on when I did it.
                -Caleb

                Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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                • #9
                  Funny thing about sway bars. I just learned today that some NASCAR drivers at bristol run chain as a sway bar links. The reason they do that is so if they hit the apron, it doesnt upset the handling of the car like solid sway bar links would.

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                  • #10
                    sway bars are stupid i didnt have them front or rear on my jeep lol
                    2014 grand
                    2001 tj

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                    • #11
                      still selling it?

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                      • #12
                        if you can unbolt a swaybar, you can do your own alignments
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ktmracer419 View Post
                          if you can unbolt a swaybar, you can do your own alignments
                          x2
                          "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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                          • #14
                            BORKED
                            1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                            1999 sierra
                            1967 M725 Big and Slow
                            -Dan

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