Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

FML

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • FML

    I destroy my cell phone a few weeks ago.
    I get a new one.
    New one acts screwy every once in a while.
    I set an alarm for class this morning.
    My alarm is on my phone.
    My phone fucks up.
    Alarm doesnt ring.
    I sleep through class and halfway through the next hour after class.
    I was going to use this hour to finish studying for my Midterm.
    I dont get to study.
    I'm in a hurry getting out of my truck.
    I stop my normal routine of truck exiting.
    I glance at my notes for the test.
    I get out of the truck.
    I go take the test.
    I dont do that great on the test.
    I go to my truck after the test.
    I reach for my keys.
    I lost my keys.
    Shitty.
    I glance in the truck.
    They are still in the ignition.
    Awesome.
    The doors are locked.
    Shitty.
    My other set are at home.
    Home is halfway across town.
    I go to call a friend for a ride.
    I open my phone.
    The phone is new.
    I have 10 contacts.
    None of which answer.
    Im stuck at school.
    FML.
    "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
    It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

  • #2
    I'm sorry Fred

    Comment


    • #3
      at least the keys are in the sma town, and not a different state


      but that sucks, im sorry man

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by Jeepless View Post
        at least the keys are in the sma town, and not a different state
        But im not actually sure those keys are for this truck. hahaha. never checked to see if they worked. I may be breaking in boys and girls haha.
        "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
        It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by XJLI View Post
          I'm sorry Fred
          And im not upset, but I am pretty pissed at myself for locking them in. Im usually super good about checking myself before doing something, i.e. always holding my keys in my hand as i lock and shut the door.

          and today I can even remember looking at them and saying, "HEY! GRAB THOSE! BEFORE YOU FORGET AND LOCK THEM IN!"
          thats whats killing me about this.

          but thanks for the condolenses guys. I just hope you got a good laugh out of it. haha.
          "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
          It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

          Comment


          • #6
            I miss my jeep. I couldnt lock myself out if i tried!





            except for that one time i did. that was a fluke.
            "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
            It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

            Comment


            • #7
              so fred is someone coming to help you? lol
              2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
              J10 project do want.
              "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

              Comment


              • #8
                nope.

                hence why im chillen on SiS.
                "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

                Comment


                • #9
                  hmmm good plan....lol
                  2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                  J10 project do want.
                  "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Hey at least it can only get better from here right?
                    I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      dont say that and jinx it!! haha
                      2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                      J10 project do want.
                      "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        coat hanger. it works on fords... trust me
                        I drive a Datsun

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
                          Hey at least it can only get better from here right?
                          Ahhhh DUDE! I JUST SPILT COFFEE IN MY LAP! thanks alot.
                          \

                          I blame you.

                          jackass.
                          "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                          It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
                            2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                            J10 project do want.
                            "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                              coat hanger. it works on fords... trust me
                              And yeah, im sure it would. Ill just reach into my backpack and... oh wait.

                              hahahaha im in a library! hahahaha

                              No, i know how i can get into the truck if i have to, Ill try after this next class. whhhiiiich issss, now.

                              BRB
                              "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                              It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X