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  • #1

    Twins and Snakes.

    Don't see the connection? Oh, you will.

    Have you heard about the cobra missing from the Bronx Zoo?
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/nation...dxtB_video.htm
    or his Twitter account?
    http://twitter.com/BronxZoosCobra

    What about the twins babies who have their own language?
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY&feature=player_embedded"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY&feature=player_embedded[/ame]


    And HERE'S where it gets good...
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/twin-b...ronx-zoo-cobra
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    2000 XJ 8.25 rear 4.5 BDS lift, 31x10.5 KM2's, Procomp Alloys Series 7069

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    • #3
      I think I caught whats going on here:



      Yo Bro, whats happening?

      My foots cold...

      Thats because youre not wearing a sock.

      No Shit Sherlock.

      No, dont do that, dont belittle me with your problems, ok? I'm just here to help you out, I'm your brother, and I love you.

      Belittle you? youre a goddamn infant, how could I possibly belittle you?

      See, you always do that.

      Do what, point out the obvious? thanks El Capitan de los obvioso.

      Is that even proper Spanish? you sound like a fucking moron.

      Your mom!

      Shes your mom too jackass, we're twins.

      ....

      Now move out of my way, I want a choco-taco.

      No...

      Why not?

      Because its cold in there.

      Duh, thats why we keep ice cream in there.

      Yeah, but its cold...

      You big baby, I'm wearing the same outfit as you, and I'm fine.

      Na dude, you got both socks...

      Well wheres your other sock?

      Nun-ya...

      Nun-ya?

      Nun-ya damn business! ohhhhhhh!

      ... Youre fucking childish.

      I am a fucking child, as are you for that fact!

      Yeah, but at least I can keep my shit together enough to keep my clothes on. Whose the good twin? Oh yeah, this one, right here.

      Bitch, first of all, when does a sock count, by itself, as an article of clothing? Second, I know exactly where my other sock is.

      Alright, if you wanna play that game... First of all, our entire woredrobe is made up of socks, as a pair I'd like to point out, and fucking pull-ups... thats...fucking...it. Second you wouldnt know where youre exit was unless I pointed it out... OH YEAH! FIRST BORN!

      Fuck you bro, I was happy on the inside, that shit was warm! Youre the one that wanted to leave early, we had another two weeks in that shit. I heard mom say so!

      Well I'm sorry if I wanted to LIVE MY LIFE! always gonna be bringing me down, arent you!?!

      Fuck off.

      ...Out of my way, I want a Choco-taco.

      No!

      Dont make me curb stomp your ass.

      Like you could!

      I can, watch... You see this move? Annnnnd stomp, now move it.

      No!

      Why not?

      Cuzz its cold in there bitch!

      Thats because youre missing a sock.

      So?

      Your problem, not mine, move.

      Seriously bro?

      Yeah, seriously.

      That hurts.

      What, you want me to give you my sock to make you all warm and toasty?

      It would be nice...

      Fuck no!

      Pleeeeaaaassseee?

      No, you lost that shit, its your own damn fault.

      You cut me deep bro, you cut me real deep...


      ...Alright, idiot, I'll help you get your sock back, how about that?

      Cant.

      Why not?

      I flushed it down the potty, its gone bro.


      ...Youre an idiot...so much so, I lost my appitite, Im out, later.

      Dont leave now, now I want ice cream...

      ...Idiot...

      But I cant open the freezer by myself...

      Later.

      Fuuuuuucckkkkkkkkk.
      Last edited by HitItWithSomeSpeed; 03-30-2011, 07:52 AM.
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      It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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      • #4
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        • #5


          Oh the internet...

          I'd also seriously like to know how you Misplace a Cobra.
          Last edited by Buffalo Phil; 03-30-2011, 08:05 AM.
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          • #6
            ahhaahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
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            • #7
              Thats silly

              97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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              • #8
                holy shit fred. epic post of the year right there. nominated
                I drive a Datsun

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                • #9
                  Why thank you, I put some real effort into it. hahaha.
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                  It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                  • #10
                    Fred got my vote.
                    Is it egg nog season yet?

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                    • #11
                      those babies were fucking hilarious.
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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          fred gets my vote

                          Those babies were freaking hilarious
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                          • #14
                            I legit pulled out my other laptop to read Fred's post along with the babies talking...

                            Best laugh of my life right there.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SwampAss View Post
                              I legit pulled out my other laptop to read Fred's post along with the babies talking...

                              Best laugh of my life right there.
                              Def a must do.
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