My arms are like Jello.

[Buffalo Phil]

Goddamn people wanting to High Polish M1918 BARs.

Fully disassembled, the barreled action still weighs at least 15 pounds.

This lunch break may last another 15 minutes, despite what my Boss says.

[grundlepunch]

another day, another dollar

[crosbike]

Just think of it as a shake weight workout but you are getting paid for it.






So you are essentially a prostitute

[Buffalo Phil]

I'd be a prostitute for that thing...Maybe.