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My friend showed me this today, sadly most of it's true....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=2046633
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=2046633
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God made the world in seven days, on the 7th day, he made the Le Car
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New milford is terrible, just absolutely crumbydirty30Comment
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Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeedOriginally posted by Lawn GuylandOriginally posted by Zullius CaesarComment
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It's pretty much spot on, although some of the humor is in bad taste.Comment
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Zullo
1. one who is chill as fuck, and wont pass up a blunt.
2. a guy who gets a lot of pussy on a regular basis
Matt
1. ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
2. An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.
3. An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness
4. A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.
5. a word used to describe a sexy male homosapien in his prime of life. often times a Sexy Beast who is known to get with the ladies. Using sexual innuendos a matt carefully picks out his babe and executes with precision.
All i gotta say is these guys are fuckin good!!!!
No worries, I'm not actually back, I'm just reminiscing about the old days.
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