Are you ready to have your brain melt from your head? If not, get ready.

[HeavyMetal]

This lady is suing the mall for her falling in a shallow mall fountain while texting and not paying attention. She walks into it, falls, gets up, gets out, is fine. Lawsuit initiate.

I want to believe it isnt serious, but it absolutely is serious! TEARS IN HER EYES

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/23909987

BTW, I am suing everyone on this website for making me make this post for the sake of entertaining you

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

I'm suing you for making me laugh my ass off.

How dare you, now I can't find it.

[Nick]

I <3 slip & falls

[HeavyMetal]

I'm suing you for making me laugh my ass off.

How dare you, now I can't find it.

consider yourself counter sued for even insinuating you would sue me

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

consider yourself counter sued for even insinuating you would sue me

Countersuit for countersuing on baseless accusations.


Bam.

[SANDS-77]

saw this on yahoo i loled. i mean come on now its or own damn fault. i hope they give her a gift card n put in the bottom of the fountain

[SANDS-77]

hold on just watched the video and she works at the mall??? how the f do u not knows its there u have to walk by it every time u go in.

[HeavyMetal]

i hope they give her a gift card n put in the bottom of the fountain

hold on just watched the video and she works at the mall??? how the f do u not knows its there u have to walk by it every time u go in.

i forgot this part, which makes it that much worse!

[Lawn Guyland]

i cant...get off your phone you idiot

you fell into a freakin fountain...you didnt drown! you just embarrassed yourself..

[skippy]

what a dip.
i see SO many people not even look before they cross streets because they're texting. i almost hit some broad today who was doing it.

[Arundlemcbrundle]

i'm gonna sue her for enraging me because of this

[Burton58]

i think this is the proper way for her to handle the situation. fortunately she will raise her children the same way so they won't take responsibility for their actions and blame everyone else.

this is probably the same lady as a child

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[DizzDizz]

are u shitting me that would be like stubbing your toe.

[TSISam]

this is serious guys! the fountain could have been empty... or it could have been a bus.
















but really, she must have whacked her head pretty hard if she doesn't want "people to laugh at her expense" but is going public with this. i'd just go hide and call it a day.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

It's okay. People like this make entertainment for the rest of the world.

PS she's now suing every single one of us.