Enraged at Dunkin Donuts.

[DizzDizz]

when i was towing, i got a police call to woodbridge to tow an accord. upon my arrival there are two wanna be black white males arguing with the officer because the licence plates were for an accord just not this particular one lol. so i hook up one of them gets in my tow truck which i just detailed and stomps his feet out on my clean carpet. anyways i tell the wigger listen bud 88 for hook up and 4.75 a mile, he looks at me and says how far will 60 get me? NO WHERE!!!! he bitched and moaned cause his defense was he didnt want the car towed and it should be free!! some people are fucking retarded.

[Lawn Guyland]

well, if we're ranting about jobs

trying dealing with people who have won stuff for FREE...and all they do is complain. it's either taking too long to get to me, it's not the color i want, can i get some more stuff?

i just had a contest where people won visa gift cards...a winner complained to me saying that she doesn't agree with how visa takes out fees after 6 months if there's still money on it and she asked me to remove the fees. sure lady, cause i work for visa.

the list goes on and on....i've never encountered such greedy people

[Riot]

Oh man, dunkin donuts stories. I spend more of my life at dunkin donuts, than I do school, work, social life combined. The shit you see is amazing. Recently a lady came back with a SMALL coffee (that the guys swear she ordered) and said it wasn't right. So they apologized and explained no problem.. She wouldn't leave until they refunded her money, which they really ARE NOT supposed to do, but she wouldn't leave otherwise. How much is a small coffee? a dollar a some change...
This one pissed me off so bad that I ended up throwing in some .02 comments as the 60 year old black woman exited the establishment.

Same night, I'm enjoying a nice pumpkin spice coffee, when some crazy ass white lady walks in trying to buy coffee with traveler checks.. Again the employees trying to keep the customer happy, politely explained he had to called the manager real quick and just confirm he's allowed to take that. So the lady starts talking about how the dunkin donuts on X street let her do it, and her husband runs the dunkin donuts on Y street and he takes them too! So, some time goes by, the manager is "going to call back" and this woman just insists on repeating herself about the other dunkin donuts. Eventually, they just take the checks to get her out of there, all of that for a medium coffee.. This lady was just a nutjob, a walking joke.
So I asked the guys after she left what the deal was and apparently she's been creating that exact scene all week. I'd have told her to just go to the dunkin donuts on X street and fuck off... but this is why I dont work at dunkin donuts.

PEOPLE ARE NUTS.

[wannabejeep]

When I was working at a snowboard shop I'd spend all this time helping people pick out a board set up, and then I'd tell them the price at the end. Many times they'd respond, "Is that the best you can do?"

The only one better than that was when I went into radio shack here in newtown a few years back. I needed wire for my electric fan and some butthole connectors. So I walk in, head right for the electrical section find the wire, and then realize I need to check what style connector i need. SO I set the wire down and walk back out to my jeep. As I grab the switch and look up from my jeep I see the middle aged fuck bag working there is standing outside.

As I walk up he says, "Where's the wire?" To which I respond "are you fucking kidding me right now?" He continues, "I know you stole that wire."

Now I'm about to blow a gasket. I tell him It's right on the fucking counter where I left it, I just needed to see what size connector I needed. So I walk back in with him, show him where the wire is, and he's says "oh". No apology or anything. So I proceeded to call him everything but a white man and tell him I'd sooner shove that roll of wire up my ass than buy it from his piece of shit store. I'm not allowed in radio shack in newtown anymore.

[Zullock Holmes]

When I was working at a snowboard shop I'd spend all this time helping people pick out a board set up, and then I'd tell them the price at the end. Many times they'd respond, "Is that the best you can do?"

The only one better than that was when I went into radio shack here in newtown a few years back. I needed wire for my electric fan and some butthole connectors. So I walk in, head right for the electrical section find the wire, and then realize I need to check what style connector i need. SO I set the wire down and walk back out to my jeep. As I grab the switch and look up from my jeep I see the middle aged fuck bag working there is standing outside.

As I walk up he says, "Where's the wire?" To which I respond "are you fucking kidding me right now?" He continues, "I know you stole that wire."

Now I'm about to blow a gasket. I tell him It's right on the fucking counter where I left it, I just needed to see what size connector I needed. So I walk back in with him, show him where the wire is, and he's says "oh". No apology or anything. So I proceeded to call him everything but a white man and tell him I'd sooner shove that roll of wire up my ass than buy it from his piece of shit store. I'm not allowed in radio shack in newtown anymore.

they did that to me at sears once, i flipped a lid. i used to help with L.P. when i worked at bob's. for you to even be approached and questioned about stealing something they need physical video evidence of you committing the crime. I threatened to call the police and basically that security guard would have lost his job. It's highly illegal to request an unlawful search of a person, especially when the person requesting the search isn't a police officer.

Thats why we could only apprehend the person, wait for the police and they would have to do the search of the person themselves. It's a very touchy area...

[CumminsJeep]

phil, im just picturing you standing there with a blank stare on your face sortof hunched over and staring at that lady makes me lol

[wannabejeep]

they did that to me at sears once, i flipped a lid. i used to help with L.P. when i worked at bob's. for you to even be approached and questioned about stealing something they need physical video evidence of you committing the crime. I threatened to call the police and basically that security guard would have lost his job. It's highly illegal to request an unlawful search of a person, especially when the person requesting the search isn't a police officer.

Thats why we could only apprehend the person, wait for the police and they would have to do the search of the person themselves. It's a very touchy area...

it wasn't like i was a dick or anything when i walked in. I was super polite (as I normally am) and I even told him I had to run to my truck to check the pins on the switch. I motherfucked him so bad, he didn't know what to say.

[Carlleen]

they did that to me at sears once, i flipped a lid. i used to help with L.P. when i worked at bob's. for you to even be approached and questioned about stealing something they need physical video evidence of you committing the crime. I threatened to call the police and basically that security guard would have lost his job. It's highly illegal to request an unlawful search of a person, especially when the person requesting the search isn't a police officer.

Thats why we could only apprehend the person, wait for the police and they would have to do the search of the person themselves. It's a very touchy area...

That is why when the alrams go off the automated voice says "were sorry one of our staff forgot to scan one of your items" Not, "Hey black guy unless you got the cash put back the Grape Shasta"

[Buffalo Phil]

"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE YELLOW CIRCLES. THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE."

[Carlleen]

"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE YELLOW CIRCLES. THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE."

[Vehicleless]

"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE YELLOW CIRCLES. THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE."

Are you Human?

[Buffalo Phil]

Are you Human?

Negative. I am a Meat Popsicle.

[DizzDizz]

"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE YELLOW CIRCLES. THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE."

The fifth element.

[Vehicleless]

Negative. I am a Meat Popsicle.

i was tempted to jump to this quote but realized there was more to it. such a fun movie

[Shane]

imagine how awesome this story would have been if you still had your beard.

Scared black kids, pee soaked pants old lady.... donut crumbs stuck to phils face.