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So there I was, coming back from the shop and headed towards my old High School to pick Ryan up who was coaching 'little league' wrestling when I decided to stop by Dunkin for some delicious concoctions for us.
Well, I get in there and there is a lady, white middle class yuppie lady, dressed up decent, easily in her late 50s early 60s with three black children, all easily under 12, who is ordering donuts. Well, I knew something was awry when the order could not be completed with ease; every time one of the children said they wanted one donut, they asked for another, so instead of making one larger order, they all stood there and guessed what they wanted, making the server run around the donut stand, grabbing whatever they continued to ask for. This charade lasted a good 5 minutes. When all was said and done, the female server, who was a very cute looking petite Hispanic girl rung then up and this was the conversation to follow:
Obnoxious middle class lady: "So did you add in all my discounts?"
Server looks at her like she has 400 heads all breathing fire and nods 'NO'.
Obnoxious middle class lady: "You mean, there isn't a discount for buying donuts in BULK??"
Server looks at those 400 heads as if they all begun to sing Frank Sinatra and nods 'NO' again.
Obnoxious middle class lady: "REALLLYYY?? You have to pay for each separate one?!"
The ladies eyes got as wide as dinner plates when she said that, and now I'm thinking that she ordered like $40 worth of fucking donuts. I look at the register.
$8.43.
Holy fuck, this lady was haggling over less than ten dollars worth of DONUTS for these black children without any sort of coupon or anything. I actually became fucking Enraged. I was insulted and I seriously felt terrible for the poor girl working behind the counter. If I had the opportunity to throat stomp this woman, I would have. Well, the lady noticed I was eves dropping and had a disgusted look on my face and leaned into to server and whispered something. She knew I was trying to listen in because she knew she was trying to be a cheap cunt and trying to pass it off as something common.
I couldn't believe it. I was fucking baffled. I hate people and I lathe humanity sometimes. I really do. I didn't place my order until they left the store because the nice server asked me what I wanted and then one of the black kids started screaming at the other as they left.
Oh well.
Well, I get in there and there is a lady, white middle class yuppie lady, dressed up decent, easily in her late 50s early 60s with three black children, all easily under 12, who is ordering donuts. Well, I knew something was awry when the order could not be completed with ease; every time one of the children said they wanted one donut, they asked for another, so instead of making one larger order, they all stood there and guessed what they wanted, making the server run around the donut stand, grabbing whatever they continued to ask for. This charade lasted a good 5 minutes. When all was said and done, the female server, who was a very cute looking petite Hispanic girl rung then up and this was the conversation to follow:
Obnoxious middle class lady: "So did you add in all my discounts?"
Server looks at her like she has 400 heads all breathing fire and nods 'NO'.
Obnoxious middle class lady: "You mean, there isn't a discount for buying donuts in BULK??"
Server looks at those 400 heads as if they all begun to sing Frank Sinatra and nods 'NO' again.
Obnoxious middle class lady: "REALLLYYY?? You have to pay for each separate one?!"
The ladies eyes got as wide as dinner plates when she said that, and now I'm thinking that she ordered like $40 worth of fucking donuts. I look at the register.
$8.43.
Holy fuck, this lady was haggling over less than ten dollars worth of DONUTS for these black children without any sort of coupon or anything. I actually became fucking Enraged. I was insulted and I seriously felt terrible for the poor girl working behind the counter. If I had the opportunity to throat stomp this woman, I would have. Well, the lady noticed I was eves dropping and had a disgusted look on my face and leaned into to server and whispered something. She knew I was trying to listen in because she knew she was trying to be a cheap cunt and trying to pass it off as something common.
I couldn't believe it. I was fucking baffled. I hate people and I lathe humanity sometimes. I really do. I didn't place my order until they left the store because the nice server asked me what I wanted and then one of the black kids started screaming at the other as they left.
Oh well.
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