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So, I know we had the thread about what everyone wanted, but does anyone else have the problem that I have where they have no fucking idea how to respond when someone asks you?
My sister called me last night. "What do you want for Christmas?" she asks.
I have a fucking panic attack. "Uhhhhhh..." I start to say.
"How is this difficult you moron" she replies, "Just tell me what you want."
The pressure was on.
I thought of cool shit for the Jeep, new tools, bottles of nice booze, videogames...
"well?" she was getting impatient, I knew I was out of time, so I just blurted out the first things that popped into my head next.
"uhhh, a birdhouse!" I yelled, then realizing that I didnt want a birdhouse in the least I screamed, "A FOOTBALL!"
NOOOO! you idiot! I thought to myself, you already have one of those! I kept searching for the right gift that would bring me cheer and joy Christmas morning.
"A CLOCK! I NEED A CLOCK!" I continued in desperation. But truth be told, I dont need a clock, in fact, I have many.
"There is something seriously wrong with you.." My sister sighed. "Last chance, youre getting whatever you say next, so make it something good."
And thats pretty much how the conversation went.
My question for you guys, does anyone else have trouble with knowing what they want? I mean, I'm always happy just being lucky enough to get shit on Christmas, but when it comes to a wish list, im always baffled. Thats why I guess I ended up going with the toaster.
At least I'll have toast on Christmas morning... suckers!
My sister called me last night. "What do you want for Christmas?" she asks.
I have a fucking panic attack. "Uhhhhhh..." I start to say.
"How is this difficult you moron" she replies, "Just tell me what you want."
The pressure was on.
I thought of cool shit for the Jeep, new tools, bottles of nice booze, videogames...
"well?" she was getting impatient, I knew I was out of time, so I just blurted out the first things that popped into my head next.
"uhhh, a birdhouse!" I yelled, then realizing that I didnt want a birdhouse in the least I screamed, "A FOOTBALL!"
NOOOO! you idiot! I thought to myself, you already have one of those! I kept searching for the right gift that would bring me cheer and joy Christmas morning.
"A CLOCK! I NEED A CLOCK!" I continued in desperation. But truth be told, I dont need a clock, in fact, I have many.
"There is something seriously wrong with you.." My sister sighed. "Last chance, youre getting whatever you say next, so make it something good."
And thats pretty much how the conversation went.
My question for you guys, does anyone else have trouble with knowing what they want? I mean, I'm always happy just being lucky enough to get shit on Christmas, but when it comes to a wish list, im always baffled. Thats why I guess I ended up going with the toaster.
At least I'll have toast on Christmas morning... suckers!
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