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The Dodge Challenger. New or old, I dont care. I happen to like the new one. And by "like" I mean...........require more so than air itself.
I know there will be haters out there, my question is...HOW? What kind of red blooded american man doesnt want or like a Dodge Challenger? What kind of person doesnt appreciate and understand all that such a thing stands for? Did you not play enough catch with your dad as a child? Not play enough baseball or football? Do you lift your chin at american military prowess and engineering? Or do you just not like the colors red white and blue? Maybe it is the lack of love from your parents, and your aversion to red meat.
Ok I get it...you're a girl, I suppose this is understandable, girls arent expected to understand the alpha male-like presence of a Dodge Challenger.
Arguments such as "it doesnt do well in teh twisties!1!" - "japanese engineering is so much better" and "american interior quality is so lacking" are just another way of saying "I enjoy an elitist way of life, and by the way I have a love affair with communism and general douchebaggery"
So what is it, haters? You hate good things? Good things being defined as: America, v8s, apple pie, liberty, forged steel, colt revolvers, freedom, amber waves of grain.
You mean to tell me you look this car in the face, and go "this car is not for me, i prefer something more refined and foreign"? Well hike up that skirt you betsy-jo son of a bitch and set your DVR for the "Lifetime" channel, your man card has expired and is not approved for renewal.
I know there will be haters out there, my question is...HOW? What kind of red blooded american man doesnt want or like a Dodge Challenger? What kind of person doesnt appreciate and understand all that such a thing stands for? Did you not play enough catch with your dad as a child? Not play enough baseball or football? Do you lift your chin at american military prowess and engineering? Or do you just not like the colors red white and blue? Maybe it is the lack of love from your parents, and your aversion to red meat.
Ok I get it...you're a girl, I suppose this is understandable, girls arent expected to understand the alpha male-like presence of a Dodge Challenger.
Arguments such as "it doesnt do well in teh twisties!1!" - "japanese engineering is so much better" and "american interior quality is so lacking" are just another way of saying "I enjoy an elitist way of life, and by the way I have a love affair with communism and general douchebaggery"
So what is it, haters? You hate good things? Good things being defined as: America, v8s, apple pie, liberty, forged steel, colt revolvers, freedom, amber waves of grain.
You mean to tell me you look this car in the face, and go "this car is not for me, i prefer something more refined and foreign"? Well hike up that skirt you betsy-jo son of a bitch and set your DVR for the "Lifetime" channel, your man card has expired and is not approved for renewal.
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