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    http://www.jacksonnewspapers.com/new...at-knife-point

    Fairplain, W.Va. —

    An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met.

    Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn near Fairplain last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

    Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment.
    According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.

    Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

    It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your [expletive] throat.”

    According to Mellinger, there was a small black handled lock-back knife lying on the coffee table in front of Melissa but when asked about the knife she stated “It was already here”; he also stated that all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.

    Melissa Williams, 42, of Ripley was charged with domestic assault and brandishing; her bond was set at $3,000


    What the FUCK is wrong with people? So the question stands. Drunk woman demanding sex while holding you at knifepoint and her vagina stinks like a Fish Market. Do you

    A) Hit
    B) Quit
    C) Call the cops

    Go.
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  • #2
    ahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah ah
    mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
    2022 JL Rubicon

    Originally posted by hoggie101
    and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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    • #3
      holy hell

      97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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      • #4
        Once I got to ," overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor" I fucking lost it.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Even View Post
          Once I got to ," overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor" I fucking lost it.
          Same. I thought it was just a normal case of some guys being Upstanding Citizens and not taking advantage of a woman...NOPE.
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          • #6
            ive done worse sober with no weapons
            winng. all the goddamned time.

            **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tom View Post
              ive done worse sober with no weapons
              You, sir, should not be proud of this
              I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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              • #8
                Phil, Can there be Option

                D) "A" and don't tell your friends.
                Is it egg nog season yet?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Tom View Post
                  ive done worse sober with no weapons
                  Worse, Huh?

                  What the fuck did you do, Tom? Force two guys to eat your nasty pussy with strongly worded threats?
                  Is it egg nog season yet?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Riot View Post
                    Worse, Huh?

                    What the fuck did you do, Tom? Force two guys to eat your nasty pussy at gun point?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                      edited for no weapons.
                      Is it egg nog season yet?

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                      • #12
                        mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                        2022 JL Rubicon

                        Originally posted by hoggie101
                        and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Even View Post
                          Once I got to ," overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor" I fucking lost it.
                          hahaha same.
                          -Josh

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                          • #14
                            Bump because this has been reposted twice so far.
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