Just when you thought Jeep was on the right track

[HeavyMetal]

The commercials have been much better. The compass was being canceled. Things were looking up for a pussified Jeep brand.

Then comes this. Back to square one (square zero?) folks.

Introducing the 2011 Jeep Phoenix. A 4 cylinder hatch with performance numbers like:

0-60 in 15 seconds (seriously)










Hey, photog, tilt the camera so it looks like its doing something.....there we go.

[Lawn Guyland]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWW

[iant333]

I'm pretty sure those arent official yet. Luckily.


I hate all this eurocute shit.

[Wide-J]

Somebody please flick it so it falls over.

[WAD357]

[SupermanIce-J]

But look at the departure angle.

[TSISam]

WOW. that is hideous.

[Quartney]

Somebody please flick it so it falls over.

X2

[CumminsJeep]

ew no thanks

[Nick]

looks like a fiat panda

[Lawn Guyland]

nuke from orbit.

[Buffalo Phil]

looks like a fiat panda

It IS a Fiat Panda. This was a topic of discussion months ago if I remember correctly.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Help! A Smart Car crashed through Quadratec's Jeep Gear section and is masquerading as a polished turd!

[Lawn Guyland]

Help! A Smart Car crashed through Quadratec's Jeep Gear section and is masquerading as a polished turd!

[iant333]

They even came up with a gay name for the European one.

The Panda.

Totally makes me think of a vehicle I would want. The more cute the better.