WILLIAM!!!!!!

[Zullock Holmes]

http://www.youtube.com/sprintepic?x=dl=enter

lets make a badass epic movie, and win 25grand!!!!

heres the cast:

you are in charge of videography and our producer

i am in charge of pyrotechnics and general explosion, also mob accents.

Andrew, Pete, Patrono are mobsters

Huxley is a gay crossdresser that drives a sweeeet miata

Phil is a zombie hunter, with sweet guns

Maru is the captain of the ship that hux leaves on

Caleb is the leader of the souless zombies, Zack is a zombie, too cause he's good at halloween stuff

Dizzy is the drunken hillbilly

Music provided by our very own dillion-licious and his band

Erich and CW will be the love story at the heart of our epic tale

Josh will be black, just cause i think it'll be funny

I ran out of ideas for parts, but you get the jist. It will EPIC

[Buffalo Phil]

Are you saying I get to kill Caleb?

30 seconds? That's fucking LAME.

[Zullock Holmes]

it'll be one second clips of a bunch of us doing so many diff things, it'll will be the most intense 30 seconds ever. like jump outta the screen and hit you right in the balls intense.

Plus for an hour of work, we have a chance at 25,000 bucks.



c'mon daddy needs an atlas (rolling dice)

[Bigbike]

Totally game!

[Buffalo Phil]

An HOUR of work??

THE CRACK MUST STOP.

I say we do it. I'll fucking gear up for some zombie shooting.

[Zullock Holmes]

dude its 30 seconds, we turn a camera on, do stupid shit for a bit, blow some stuff up, then splice it together in AVID FTW. 1 hour production time.

[Buffalo Phil]

Last time I checked, Will used Vegas.

[Bigbike]

Are you saying I get to kill Caleb?

[SupermanIce-J]

In fo dah black mang. I do dat shit real good. but lemme aks you a question.

Whur is muh cut from all dat cash dat we be winnin? how we splittin the loot ya hurd?

[DrThunder]

Maybe we can have a 300 horse 4.0 in there too!

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Maybe we can have a 300 horse 4.0 in there too!

fuck that. 301 horse 4.0 in the Miata.

Go.

[HeavyMetal]

dude its 30 seconds, we turn a camera on, do stupid shit for a bit, blow some stuff up, then splice it together in AVID FTW. 1 hour production time.

did you really just say Avid?

With that said. I am in for this legitimately. Something tells me a few wheeling jeeps and some guns makes for a good epic film. Needs ridiculousness.

Too bad the deadline is so soon.

This kinda shit doesnt take 1 hour...and im not gonna just waste time doing something worthless

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

I say we do it, for shits and giggles. SIS promotional film?

[HeavyMetal]

Suddenly this seems more about unicorns and rainbows

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[Tom]

WHAT KIND OF PUSSY SHIT IS THAT?

i after reading the first post i was expecting to see tits, beer, jeeps, guns and explosions.