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So whats the deal with the 2am "OMG im drunk" threads? is that the cool thing these days? i mean it was 7am this morning, on my second cup of coffee with the beer farts and i didnt come here going "GUYS IM HOPPED UP ON HAZELNUT AND SUGAR AND MY FARTS SMELL LIKE SEMEN COVERED ROSERY BEADS THAT GOT DRUG OUT OF MY CATS ASSHOLE".... then one would ask why would they be semen covered, and thus i have no response. Better to leave that one alone.
If your alone at your pc with nothing to do but get drunk and post up your achievement, do something like post from the bar, or a jail cell or at least post up titties along with said thread. Drinking is not glourious, its not something to brag about, its to be enjoyed while texting and driving. But be safe, use a hands free setup, dont want to get in trouble.
oh and its 10am and im high on sugar and caffeine and heres some titties
If your alone at your pc with nothing to do but get drunk and post up your achievement, do something like post from the bar, or a jail cell or at least post up titties along with said thread. Drinking is not glourious, its not something to brag about, its to be enjoyed while texting and driving. But be safe, use a hands free setup, dont want to get in trouble.
oh and its 10am and im high on sugar and caffeine and heres some titties
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