Headline From the CT Post

[Nick]

STRATFORD -- A 62-year-old Bridgeport man was committed for psychiatric evaluation after police found him naked throwing thousands of dollars into the marsh near the grounds of the Shakespeare theater.

Police responded to a resident complaint that a nude man with a goatee was throwing rocks at his dog on the theater grounds around 12:28 p.m. Tuesday.

When police arrived on the scene, the man ran along Shore Road and jumped into the marshland of the Housatonic River, according to Police Capt. Kenneth Bakalar. He then began throwing hundreds of bills into the water around him, Bakalar said.

Police fished out $9,271 of what appears to be the man's own money, Bakalar said.

Later, when asked why he was nude, the man stated a tornado had blown off his clothes, police said.

The man was then committed to St. Vincent's Medical Center in Bridgeport for evaluation.

That High.

[Buffalo Phil]

Why can't people be THAT HIGH in my backyard. I could use $9,271.

[Lawn Guyland]

holy fawk.

[Vehicleless]

Why can't people be THAT HIGH in my backyard. I could use $9,271.

agreed, i could get a midget

[Buffalo Phil]

agreed, i could get a Jeep

Fixed.

[Quartney]

did they rcover all the money?? just askin...

[04WranglerX]

"Later, when asked why he was nude, the man stated a tornado had blown off his clothes, police said."

hahaahhaha

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

I'ma bring me a net to that spot. Who's up for some fishing?

[customcreationsllc]

Why would you all the cops when a man is throwing money around?

[Buffalo Phil]

Why would you all the cops when a man is throwing money around?

No fucking idea. None. Free money, call the cops!

[HeavyMetal]

Police responded to a resident complaint that a nude man with a goatee was throwing rocks at his dog on the theater grounds around 12:28 p.m. Tuesday.

i assume it was cuz the dude was originally throwing rocks at dogs

what a crazy fuck

[doubleuj17]