Attn: Mista Pasta

[Lawn Guyland]

http://www.northbynorthwestern.com/2...-intoxication/

Level 1: Stone-cold sober

Level 2: Slightly buzzed

Level 3: Happy

Level 4: Tipsy

Level 5: Just plain drunk

Level 6: Hammered

Level 7: Schwasted

http://media.www.clarksonintegrator....on-19387.shtml

[Buffalo Phil]

...And nowhere do I see '3 sheets to the wind.' Explain yourself, Mr. Pasta, explain yourself.

[Burton58]

Sweet jesus not this again. I vote for a substitute on the matter. Mr anti pasta

[Buffalo Phil]

Sweet jesus not this again. I vote for a substitute on the matter. Mr anti pasta

[Lawn Guyland]

hahaha

[TSISam]

safe to assume he had this debate whilst holding a bottle a yueng? maybe somewhere around level 3

[Lawn Guyland]

safe to assume he had this debate whilst holding a bottle a yueng? maybe somewhere around level 3

haha actually no...we were out to dinner at oneals saturday night...and zullo was trying to explain to us how even though he couldn't remember a nights worth of details, he wasn't 'black out drunk' he was just 'hammered'

[TSISam]

i can't believe i missed this weekend.

[Burton58]

Tisk tisk, should have been there sam

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Tisk tisk, should have been there sam

tWas epic fun.

Never mix Pasta, alcohol, and a Monster.

[Burton58]

tWas epic fun.

Never mix Pasta, alcohol, and a Monster.

you tend to wake up with a giggling pasta rubbing your face

[Pedro]

i can't believe i missed this weekend.

samesies, damn job

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

you tend to wake up with a giggling pasta rubbing your face

[Zullock Holmes]

thats pretty close to what i was saying.....

my list:

1. tipsy

2. buzzed

3. drunk

4. hammered
- (these two are relatively the same, cocked is more violent)
5. cocked

6. shitfaced

7. wasted

8. innebriated

9. blackout

10. dead

[Buffalo Phil]

I think 9.5 should be 'Alcohol Poisoning'. Dead simply can't come after Blackout.