Fight thread

[Adam]

Share your fight stories. Always good reading. Some members here look like they could deliver a good ass whooping.

[Mike]

broke a kids arm in 7th grade. He came to my house looking for a fight. We got to fighting, I got him on the ground, and his arm was laid out with his elbow facing up. I jumped on his arm and broke it. He cried, went home, told his parents, parents came to my house threatening to sue. He came to my house looking for a fight, fuck him. He wasnt at school the whole week. I told everyone how I broke his arm fighting him. He was so embarrassed that he took me to the principal and they made me stop talking about it. He went around telling everyone he broke it on his mini bike. He never fucked with me once after that day. And that is my one and only fight.

[Adam]

This is my contribution.

I'm usually the guy who is diffusing the fights. But one night at a house party my buddy and this girl he hadn't seen in a long time (but grew up together) were fake wrestling and like smearing whip cream on each other. Some drunk kid from out of town was trying to be a tough guy and started hitting my friend trying to "protect" this girl. Hi pinned my friend up against the wall and I just reacted, I didn't even think about it. I grabbed him from behind and put him in a headlock, and then my buddy got off the wall. Hit him in the face a few times while I held him, and then we threw him threw a kitchen table.

We ended up paying for the table, but it was worth it. We also stayed and cleaned up after the party died down.

I haven't been in a fight since, or even come close. I'm not a real big or strong guy and I don't look for trouble.

[Ruecifur]

3 years ago on 4th of july Me and a friend tried to crash a neighborhood kid's party. Some ass hat wouldn't let us come up the driveway so my friend started fighting him... shit got kinda nuts and i ended up choking the kid unconscious... My bitch ass friend ran through the woods and left me there to fight 4 fucking monstrous juice head football players... they broke my nose, but i broke one kids arm... I was bleeding for 4 days from my upper lip. (btw i train Brazilian jiu jitsu )

[Even]

Witnessed quite a few good fights of my friends putting some good whoopings on. The only fight i ever got into lasted like 4 seconds before getting broken up, i swung and missed, he got me right below the eye. It was with one of my best friends so it was broken up quick.

This one kid that told me a couple weeks back that he wanted to fight. He's gotten his ass beat like 5 times in the past 2 weeks, and i keep calling him up every night i get drinking with my friends. I leave him messages all the time but he never responds.

[Smiley Queen]

Never really had a "real" fight. Even back in my teen days I was a big girl. Not fat back then, just healthy and muscley. So people didn't fuck with me too much. George and I used to play wrestle all the time when we first got together. Since then we got old and falling down and such hurts now.

[xjeeper]

i was at a house party a couple years ago and the kid that lived in the house tried to make someone leave. Basically all hell broke loose and the kid that lived in the house got his ass beat by several people and thrown through his own kitchen table. Everyone was pretty drunk and there was blood everywhere in the kitchen. I saw someone calling the cops so my friends and I got out of their pretty quick. We sat down the road in a parking lot and watched as cops went flying past us several minutes later. We drove by and there were a few cop cars and people getting questioned and everything.

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

I got into a fight once, and my buddy Brick killed a guy... with a trident.

true story.

[Smiley Queen]

I got into a fight once, and my buddy Brick killed a guy... with a trident.

true story.

[wannabejeep]

haha a group of like 6 kids armed with bats and pipes went to beat up a friend of mine when he was by himself. When the pulled into his driveway he proceeded to ram their car into a stone wall with his duramax. Ended up with some pretty serious charges. But still the kids must've shit their pants.

[Adam]

haha a group of like 6 kids armed with bats and pipes went to beat up a friend of mine when he was by himself. When the pulled into his driveway he proceeded to ram their car into a stone wall with his duramax. Ended up with some pretty serious charges. But still the kids must've shit their pants.

I had a guy do that to me once in traffic. He passed me in bumper to bumper traffic on like a 35mph road. As soon as he got back over into the lane he slammed bis brakes on and I couldn't react fast enough and tapped his rear end. He put his truck in reverse and floored it against my Grand Am.

The funny part was it bent his bumper on his pickup, and only bent my license plate.

[XJLI]

I got into a fight once, and my buddy Brick killed a guy... with a trident.

true story.

[DrThunder]

Got in some fights when I was a young kid, broke my right hand twice and never really fought since (at least then I was bigger than everyone ). Now I'm just tall and thin. Pretty much get along with everyone now. I can still feel the bone in my hand is bowed, don't think it ever healed right and would probably break again with a good hit so I try to avoid hitting things.

[Pete]

My buddy and I really messed up a kid after I found out he tried to rape one of my friends at CCSU.

[rckymntn05]

Here goes...I was a trouble maker

1. My neighbor was making fun of me in front of 2 hot girls that were on my bus. He was being a jackass and then he poked me in my eye.....HE POKED ME!! I then got down on my knee and punched him in the groin as hard as I could. He didn't get up for a while, and never bothered me again.

2. A kid on my street had ALWAYS talked shit to me on the bus. One day I'm riding my bike past his house and he starts mouthin off, so I stopped. He comes over and pulls my hair.....bunch of girls on my street, man! I nailed him in the stomach hard, got him in a headlock on the ground, and ripped a chunk of hair out of his head, and asked him how it felt. He was crying so hard his dad ran out and chased me away!!! Hahahaha

3. This annoying asian kid who used to live down the street from me talked shit NON-STOP about me. A bunch of "mutual" friends came over my house with him one day and were instigating a fight. He starts punching me and I was amazed at how little they hurt. I waited for a good shot, wound up and nailed him square in the side of the head. He hit the ground hard....out with one punch!! He got up a little stunned a minute later and they left, hahahaha, that was the best by far!

There were others but not as good/funny. I got into a lot of fights when I was younger because I was kind of an oddball, but I didn't take shit from people. I'd rather lose a fight than sit there and ignore someone like that.