There is a bad ass at every corner on the mean streets of Fairfield

[Lawn Guyland]

oh, i meant to ask today...that DJ was saying that the party was getting "sexy" numerous times, right??

[Buffalo Phil]

Yes, he did. Easily 5 times.

[Lawn Guyland]

we should have asked if they have that party the same weekend every year...

[Buffalo Phil]

I did. The guy said that every September they find the best weekend and close down the entire block, so while maybe not the same weekend, it's 'around the same time'. He said we were welcome back next year.

Don't worry, Nicole. I got it covered.

The cops may be reluctant to issue the permit again though.........

[CumminsJeep]

i will be there all day errrr day

[Lawn Guyland]

awesome.

[Buffalo Phil]

I really think that kid was over served when he said he Wished he was from Jersey.

[CumminsJeep]

I really think that kid was over served when he said he Wished he was from Jersey.

no no

[Burton58]

but he learned the "canoe" like a pro

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

You forgot the epic throw downs

[Buffalo Phil]

but he learned the "canoe" like a pro

And a lot of other moves from his Expert Dance Instructor.

You forgot the epic throw downs

Your break dancing is included when I said 'Dancing and Fistpumping like fools'. Minor Details.

[Buffalo Phil]

I'm actually legitimately disappointed that our Block Party shenans didn't make the Fairfield Patch.

But some stupid noose hanging from a lamp post did.

Oh well. We crash a party that can be heard for miles and we don't even get a nod.

[Lawn Guyland]

I'm actually legitimately disappointed that our Block Party shenans didn't make the Fairfield Patch.

But some stupid noose hanging from a lamp post did.

Oh well. We crash a party that can be heard for miles and we don't even get a nod.

even worse, this made it.

A 40-year-old Bridgeport man accused of stealing 22 packages of Orbit chewing gum valued at $64.17 from Super Stop & Shop on Villa Avenue in Fairfield Sunday evening was arrested on a charge of sixth-degree larceny.

[Buffalo Phil]

Oh yeah, that too. But at least that dude was arrested.

They made a news report about a piece of tied rope hanging from an object near a train station.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

OMG THE AIR IS COMMITTING SUICIDE.