There is a bad ass at every corner on the mean streets of Fairfield

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

My neighbors just get domestic voilence suits called on them. Last I checked, they now has a restraining order

[Hydra]

Wow, sweet Fairfield is so sweet!


But srsly will I pretend to grab children from behind the milk and stop and shop, or worse yet sing rationally/sexually charged childrens songs while putting groceries on the shelves

[Zullock Holmes]

dude.... idk about the strictness of fairfield. some intense anomoly just went down.

[HeavyMetal]

dude.... idk about the strictness of fairfield. some intense anomoly just went down.

Fact

but the cops did show up, and he was a Dick

[Lawn Guyland]

holy crap....last night was ridiculous.

[bangarang]

details???

[Zullock Holmes]

Fact

but the cops did show up, and he was a Dick

but it wasn't until 1 in the morning!!!!

[Pedro]

holy crap....last night was ridiculous.

indeed it was

[Burton58]

someone PLEASE find that kid and find out if he got some

[Lawn Guyland]

i still can't believe we were in fairfield

[Buffalo Phil]

details???

We are drinking in Will's Backyard.
We hear music.
We ignore it and continue drinking.
Hour later, we still hear music and try to find the source.
We walk about 10 minutes, maybe 5 blocks away and the lot of us Crash a block party.
We essentially turn it into a night club in the middle of a Fairfield street with music BLASTING and all of us acting and dancing and fistpumping like fools.
This continues for almost 3 hours.
Cop showed up at one in the morning with a stick so far us his ass that I saw a branch or two sticking out of his mouth. Shuts the party down right there.
We leave and lawl our way home.

The music was loud when we heard and and when we showed up, it got louder.

[Lawn Guyland]

We are drinking in Will's Backyard.
We hear music.
We ignore it and continue drinking.
Hour later, we still hear music and try to find the source.
We walk about 10 minutes, maybe 5 blocks away and the lot of us Crash a block party.
We essentially turn it into a night club in the middle of a Fairfield street with music BLASTING and all of us acting and dancing and fistpumping like fools.
This continues for almost 3 hours.
Cop showed up at one in the morning with a stick so far us his ass that I saw a branch or two sticking out of his mouth. Shuts the party down right there.
We leave and lawl our way home.

The music was loud when we heard and and when we showed up, it got louder.

you forgot about the eggplants.

[Buffalo Phil]

YES and the only way we found ourselves back home was Zullo left an Eggplant on a car and when we passed that car with the eggplant, we knew we were on the right track.

Then we threw it on the street and started throwing eggplants at each other.

And we may have helped some 15 year old kid get laid. Maybe. We may have to find him and ask.

[Lawn Guyland]

she did date all the 16 year old drug dealers in fairfield though

[Buffalo Phil]

Yeah, that's something to brag about.