Real Estate Agents are obnoxious fucking people.

[Buffalo Phil]

Please, tell me the day before you are gonna arrive at my house at 9 in the morning and then SHOW THE FUCK UP AND RING MY DOOR BELL AT 8:15 AND WONDER WHY I'M NOT ANSWERING IT.

'Oh we don't want to bother you....'

THEN DONT RING THE FUCKING DOORBELL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAH.



AND DONT CALL ON A FUCKING FRIDAY AND SAY PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THE HOUSE ON THE NEXT DAY, AND THEN FUCKING CALL BACK 20 MIN LATER AND SAY 'TOMORROW IS NO GOOD, CAN WE DO IT SATURDAY.

TOMORROW IS SATURDAY, MOTHER FUCKER.

I want to know which one of these stupid fucking bastards is the one that comes into my house, turns all the lights on so when I get home i have to walk around turning them all off and DONT FORGET THAT THE SWITCH IN THE ATTICK IS FOR THE 4 FOOT FAN THAT SUCKED THE HEAT OUT OF OUR HOUSE LAST TIME. THANKS FOR TURNING THAT ON YOU INGORANT FUCKS. SEE THAT SWITCH?? IT SAYS

DO NOT TOUCH

ON IT SO PLEASE. PLEASE TOUCH IT.

PLEASE.













/rant. I'm done, going to work. Inspectors are here and they are doing laps around my house and ringing the door bell at every pass just so they can tell me status reports. My blood is boiling.

[Quartney]

wow. my parents have been house hunting my entire life and weve never had a realtor do that. phil show them your gun collection

[XJLI]

wow that is terrible. kudos to you for not whipping out the AR and going to town.

[grundlepunch]

are you moving out phil or are you moving with the fam?

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

wow phil, thanks.

up until this point I thought I was having a bad day.

turns out.



x2 on the show them your gun collection. haha

good luck with the idiots!

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

go to school, Fred.
mow them down, Phil.
move to CT, Court.
Problems solved...

[Lawn Guyland]

aw phil

[Mel]

That doesnt sound like too much fun, guess i can understand the anger.

Hope it gets better!

[HeavyMetal]

somebody plz think of the children

[Burton58]

somebody plz think of the children

think of the domokuns actually

[Buffalo Phil]

are you moving out phil or are you moving with the fam?

I currently pay half the mortgage on this house, but it is getting out of hand. My mother and I are going to find another place, but put it under my name because she wants to move to New Mexico.

So technically she'll be moving out of my house by then



Oh and just from today, people came to look at our house, jacked the fucking heat up to 70 degrees and then left it. Do these fucking people realize what it costs to heat this fucking house?? 5 hours the heat was on full goddamn fucking blast. I really want to hurt these people but I can't...

[YeaItsSlo]

you should be thankful that someone is even looking at your house right now.. houses are not selling for shit.

[Vehicleless]

wow, you do not turn up phils heat.

[Buffalo Phil]

you should be thankful that someone is even looking at your house right now.. houses are not selling for shit.

People have been looking at my house since August, Rich...

[Smiley Queen]

What a buncha ! Are the realtors going to pay part of your bills when they do this stupid shit? What ever happened to respecting someone's property and not fucking with it?!

Try to keep your temper cool Phil. These morons aren't worth the aggravation they would cause. Make that, the further aggravation they could cause.

Good luck, dude.