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    for the last few days my head has been filled with thoughts of clutch forks, transmission casings, slave cyls, flywheels, pressure plates and pull vs push type clutches. to ease off the pressure of cars on my mind i pose to you this one simple question i have been pondering recently...

    should Nebraska even be a state?

    like seriously, besides corn and maybe some wheat what good has Nebraska ever given us? i vote it should be completely roofed and turned in to the very first state of Wal-Mart. think about it, all the redneck goods you could ever want in one ginormous building. clearly there would need trains to carry you to the different sections which would be easily marked by zip codes. sporting goods? 68812. electronics? 68164. toys? 68522.

    to sum it up, is there any state as worthless as Nebraska
    I drive a Datsun

  • #2
    i think nebraska is a bit far for us to get to. Don't forget our lifted/built jeeps can't make it that far without having problems.....
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    • #3
      Originally posted by gobigorgohome View Post
      i think nebraska is a bit far for us to get to. Don't forget our lifted/built jeeps can't make it that far without having problems.....
      I'd be disappointed if my Jeep couldnt make it to Nebraska.
      01 XJ 3" on 33's and some new paint n stuff. Gone.

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      • #4
        i'm fully confident that my pos jeep could make it much further than my car. not that i would go there anyway. remember... Nebraska is worthless
        I drive a Datsun

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        • #5
          mine made it all the way to cali. Nebraska has given us omaha beef and you cant go wrong with that!! The real question, name something positive new jersey has given to society? I say make it the national republic of jersey and give pa a coastline.
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          • #6
            However I would not be disappointed if I just happen to never go to Nebraska.
            01 XJ 3" on 33's and some new paint n stuff. Gone.

            1989 Jeep Comanche, sold to HeavyMetal

            2000 Subaru Impreza RS. Built WRX motor and coilovers and stuff.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bangarang View Post
              mine made it all the way to cali. Nebraska has given us omaha beef and you cant go wrong with that!! The real question, name something positive new jersey has given to society? I say make it the national republic of jersey and give pa a coastline.
              ha, jersey is a pitiful state. not worthless like nebraska, just so god awful that it needs to be nuked or completely strip mined
              I drive a Datsun

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Burton58 View Post

                to sum it up, is there any state as worthless as Nebraska
                yeah, gonna have to say jersey.
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                • #9
                  corn is always interesting

                  97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                  • #10
                    I have driven through Nebraska. Lots of cows and they produce Nom Noms. not worthless
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                    • #11
                      nebraska sucks. there is corn there. and i hear corn makes whiskey. yet nebraska, with its wealth of corn, makes absolutely no whiskey. what a failure.

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                      • #12
                        Rhode Island is a useless state. Either be part of Connecticut or be part of Massachusetts.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by CumminsJeep View Post
                          corn is always interesting


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                          • #14
                            have we forgotten omaha steaks?!?!?!










































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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by bangarang View Post
                              Nebraska has given us omaha beef and you cant go wrong with that!!
                              Gotcha covered
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