Hi everyone

[Burton58]

hey joshua. nice to have you on the forum.

[jeepinjosh]

Olive Drab. Any other questions?

yes do you have a roof rack and black cragers ? i saw a xj in bethel like that.

[SupermanIce-J]

hello... welcome to the madness.

my name is Joshua too.

[JeepinJoshua]

yes do you have a roof rack and black cragers ? i saw a xj in bethel like that.

No i do not have a roof rack, nor do i have black cragers.

Thanks for the welcome

[Ruecifur]

Welcome, good sir

[wannabejeep]

did I meet you at the sycamore?

[Zullock Holmes]

welcome dude

i think i met you a while back good to see you've come around these here parts

[Beerman]

Welcome from another Bethel resident......

[JeepinJoshua]

Thanks for the welcome everyone. I hope to meet everyone soon

[Ktmracer419]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[JeepinJoshua]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

In response to your question i have made a formula for it: Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

[Ktmracer419]

how much wood could you chuck?

[JeepinJoshua]

how much wood could you chuck?

as much as you want big boy

[Ktmracer419]

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[Magilla]

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