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  • Funny story. Good read

    My Dad showed this to me and I thought it was worthy of sharing. Definitely a good story


    HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM Minnesota? ABSOLUTELY A
    TRUE STORY HEARD ON A Minnesota RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE
    INCIDENT.

    A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments
    of $860.00).
    He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Minnesota. It's mid-winter;
    and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the
    ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.

    They decide they want to make a natural looking open water for the ducks
    to focus on, something for the decoys to float in. Now making a hole
    in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a
    little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out o f
    the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40
    second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on
    the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming
    toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of
    action:

    They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw
    the stick of dynamite as far away as possible. Remember a couple of
    paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, The GUNS, and the
    DOG...?

    Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
    RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it:
    The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the
    stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the
    ice.

    The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms an d, with veins in
    their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler
    at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his Master,
    keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.
    The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a
    Black Lab.
    The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
    Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
    confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone
    insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator

    The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the
    truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under
    the truck and takes off after his master.

    Then " "" "" "" "" BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" ! ! !

    The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving
    the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened"
    looks on their faces.

    The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by Illegal
    use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to
    make the first of those $860.00 a month payments.

    The dog is okay. . .doing fine.

    And you thought Rednecks only live in the South...

  • #2
    note to self... leave the dog in the car
    I drive a Datsun

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    • #3
      ha new variation on an old story. This is is the Darwin awards except the dog doesn't run out from under the truck.
      1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
      1999 sierra
      1967 M725 Big and Slow
      -Dan

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      • #4
        Wish I has a Jeep!!!

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        • #5
          omg they got owned.
          mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
          2022 JL Rubicon

          Originally posted by hoggie101
          and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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          • #6
            Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
            ha new variation on an old story. This is is the Darwin awards except the dog doesn't run out from under the truck.
            yup...... i love the darwin awards books... always gives a good chuckle at peoples stupidity
            Originally posted by Ktmracer419
            some people choose video games
            some choose projects
            some choose welding random things together

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            • #7
              wow, idiots

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              • #8
                that is awesome

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                • #9
                  PLAY STUPID GAMES....




                  WIN. STUPID. PRIZES.
                  sigpic
                  Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                  • #10
                    face.....palm

                    97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                    • #11
                      Haha oh no. I just got yelled at in class for lol ing out loud haha
                      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                      didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
                      Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
                      he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
                      Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
                      i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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                      • #12
                        Idiots
                        -Caleb

                        Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

                        1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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                        • #13
                          i herd this story - navigator when i was 10.
                          "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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                          • #14
                            poor doggie
                            2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                            J10 project do want.
                            "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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                            • #15
                              that is such insane own.
                              - Will


                              Originally posted by fizzy
                              or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                              Originally posted by DizzDizz
                              aliens probed my husband

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